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Wednesday 12 November 2014

An open Letter to Bronisław Komorowski, President Of Poland

By Ja Fryta from Strzegom (Bronisław Komorowski  Uploaded by Dudek1337) [CC-BY-SA-2.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
Bronisław Komorowski - president of Poland
Bronisław.

Polish pickles are awesome. Not too vinegary, not too salty. Just right.

The people of Poland should be rewarded for this with a free public holiday; I'd suggest late-April would be a good time for this as the weather is usually nice; not too warm, but the chill's gone out of the air.

I'd also like to offer a personal gift to the people and Government of Poland; practical advice in case you ever plan on getting a space program up-and-running. Here's my Idea. Instead of using harpoons and ice anchors to attach satellites to asteroids, use Velcro instead.

Kind Regards, Mark



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